Post by boogeyman on Oct 24, 2005 21:56:59 GMT 8
A lady goes to her preist and tells him 'Father I have a problem. I have two female parrots but all they know how to say is 'Hi we're hookers you wanna have some fun?'
That's obscene exclaims the preist, after thinking about he says 'You know, I might have a solution to your problem. I have two male parrots that i've taught to pray and read the bible.'
Bring your two parrots over and we'll put them together with mine. My parrots will teach your parrots to worship and pray and your two are sure to stop saying that phrase.
The next day the woman took them over. Upon entering the house she observed the two parrots holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed she took her parrots over and stood in front of the cage, in just a moment they cried out in unison 'Hi, we're hookers, wanna have some fun?'
There was stunned silence, shocked one parrot looked over at the other and said 'put away the beads Frank, our prayers have been answered!!
That's obscene exclaims the preist, after thinking about he says 'You know, I might have a solution to your problem. I have two male parrots that i've taught to pray and read the bible.'
Bring your two parrots over and we'll put them together with mine. My parrots will teach your parrots to worship and pray and your two are sure to stop saying that phrase.
The next day the woman took them over. Upon entering the house she observed the two parrots holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed she took her parrots over and stood in front of the cage, in just a moment they cried out in unison 'Hi, we're hookers, wanna have some fun?'
There was stunned silence, shocked one parrot looked over at the other and said 'put away the beads Frank, our prayers have been answered!!